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11 Hottest Got Milk? Models Of All Time
Whoa, Nina Senicar has a 10/10 bikini busting body
Meh, these guys play nothing but speed metal
As you all know… Adriana Lima is totally drop dead sexy
Olga Fonda kicks off the new week and daily links

Posted: 03 Oct 2011 03:16 PM PDT

I'm not going to sit here and wax lyrically about what girl deserves to be at what number while trying (not-so-hard) to make you laugh when all you want to do is get to the pictures, which is fine by me. Enjoy, and take my word for it, these are the top 11 hottest Got Milk Hoes in all of land.

[Written by Jonathan Burda from survivingu.com]

The formula I used to calculate each girl's place is too long and cumbersome for most of your simple minds. Just know this. This is the absolute list. What I say goes. There are no mistakes. If your favourite spank skank didn't make the list doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. It means you should upgrade to my skanks. By skanks I mean lovely, beautiful, talented, celebrities, with nice breasteses and fit asses.

11. Beyonce

If I'd never heard her sing or seen Austin Powers 3 she would have been in the top 5.

10. Lindsay Lohan

All that coke and alcohol seems to be working lately. She hasn't looked this good in years.

9. Rihanna

It's because of her daily glass of milk that she was able to take Chris Brown's beating on the chin like a real woman.

8. Taylor Swift

I don’t say I liker her songs but she’s damn cute and her Got Milk ad is a great example of that.

7. Mandy Moore

Face of an Angel. Body of a man.

6. Sofia Vergara

Yep, we all have a thing for this peach.

5. Angelina Jolie

She would have been number one if we'd done this list 5 years ago. Now she's aging terribly. In 5 more years she's going to be just a skeleton with big voluptuous lips. Better get your jerks in before then.

4. Britney Spears

She's the hottest thing in the world. She's bald. She kinda hot. She fat. She's hot again. It's hard to tell what's going on with her but for the time being she's looking as good as she has in a long time. In her prime she had the greatest white girl ass in the world. And that's something we should never forget.

3. Elizabeth Hurley

Aging like fine wine.

2. Carrie Underwood

Why ranked so high? I told you guys I don't have to explain myself! But watch any of her music videos and find out for yourself.

1. Christine Brinkley

Since the major theme of the list was milk and the nutritional benefits it produces there is no better ambassador for the campaign than Christine Brinkley. The woman's been stunning for the last four decades and she doesn't look to be slowing down. She's been hot. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Sexy. All that good stuff rolled into one for the last 40 years. Let that sink in for a moment. 40 fucking years! Most of the models on this list were lucky to get a few good years before they went totally downhill. Not Christine. You should feel no guilt or shame jacking it to a grandmother this hot.

Remember kids, milk is an excellent source of vitamins and minerals, particularly calcium. It has long been recognised for its important role in bone health. Nutritionists recommend that milk and other dairy products should be consumed daily as part of a balanced diet.

Visit survivingu.com for the latest university debauchery and follow Jonathan on Twitter @JonathanBurda

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Whoa, Nina Senicar has a 10/10 bikini busting body

Posted: 03 Oct 2011 02:47 PM PDT

Gosh, I don’t know exactly why.. but this is just the first time we’ve featured Nina Senicar on our site, and once you check out this jaw dropping swimwear photoshoot with this peach, you’ll realize how bad I feel for not posting photos with her more often. If you don’t have a clue who she is, we could tell you she’s a Serbian model blessed with the right curves in all the right places who’s going to invade your dreams in just a couple of hours. Oh yeah.

So… here’s the bodaciously hot and still criminally underrated Serbian beauty Nina Senicar looking like the definition of perfection in this brand new swimwear photoshoot. Wow, and I thought a batch of bikini candids with her was scorching hot. This is like a supernova of hotness!!!

I haven’t been seeing a whole lot of this girl in the past couple of months but you know what? This brand new photoshoot definitely makes up for lost time and I’m sure you’ll forgive me for not featuring her until this day on our site. Hot, Hot, hot! Enjoooy!

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Meh, these guys play nothing but speed metal

Posted: 03 Oct 2011 02:00 PM PDT

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As you all know… Adriana Lima is totally drop dead sexy

Posted: 03 Oct 2011 01:53 PM PDT

I really can’t think of a better way to jump start your engines in this brand new week other than posing this massive lingerie photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret with one of their sexiest angels and coincidentally one of the hottest women on the planet in this last decade!

Here’s good ol’ Adriana Lima showing off her fantastic/mesmerizing/breathtaking curves in skimpy lingerie from Victoria’s Secret and looking drop dead sexy while doing so. Yeah, I know some of you guys are a bit tired of gawking at photos with this peach in lingerie but I really can’t get enough of her. No matter how many photos I’ve already seen with this peach.. I still wanna see more, and more, and more.

I think Adriana is freaking hot from head to toe, and she’s even hotter when she shows off her awesome rack in lingerie, which I just happen tot think is one of the most incredible racks in the known galaxy. So yeah, Adriana is still freaking hot as usual, and this new photoshoot is proof. Enjoy!

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Olga Fonda kicks off the new week and daily links

Posted: 03 Oct 2011 01:04 PM PDT

Olga Fonda stars in the upcoming movie, Real Steel and poses for Esquire [SI]
Here is a huge collection of hot girls to help you deal with work [Caveman]
The 31 Greatest NSFW Tony Romo Hate Speech Twitter Bombs [Busted]
Mexican model and soap actress Rossana Najera in Open magazine [GCeleb]

Jessica Lowndes, of 90210 reboot fame, decided to go braless [TeaseTDW]
Melanie Iglesias demands your attention with this awesome video [FHM]
Brooklyn Decker – hot as usual for Sports Illustrated’s Fantasy Book [PHS]
Brianne Perille… a blonde bombshell to brighten up your day [DJMick]

Free Solo Climber Alex Honnold on Yosemite's Steepest Rock Face [Brobible]
Over 100 Hot Pics of Jennifer Copeland will make you go gaga [Moondog]
Deborah Ann Woll: She may play a vampire, but she doesn't suck [Gunaxin]
20 Hot Pictures of "The Ides Of March" Hottie, Evan Rachel Wood.. [TCS}

Drool over these 24 Sizzling Hot Nina Senicar Beachwear Photos [VirileMag]
We’ve all heard of “CoCo”. Here’s a new photoshoot with her [GorillaMask]
Roommate Prank Of The Week: Pie Smash, Nut Tap, Pimp Slap [Survivingu]
Courtney Stodden Shows Big Cleavage at the Beach. So Gorgeous! [COED]

Babeology: 101 sexy ladies you probably don't know, but should [Guyism]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's Outtakes Are Pretty Damn Good [DonChavez]
Jessica Vaugn checks in with the lovely and talented Michelle Baker [TSJ]
The Most Awesome Video – Life As Told Through Facebook [NedHardy]

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